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Try out secret hand shakes or high fives with elbows, you are only limited by your creativity. This is usually woth for a funny story.

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Yep, be prepared for a conversation filled with landmines like religion and other strongly held beliefs. This question is not one to be busted out lightly, so pick the right time or just skip it.

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If nothing else, this question will tell you how she views herself or who she wants to be more like. Always good to know, and a lot fun think about as well.

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A question that just begs for creativity. You can think of a lot of sentences that would have a lot of effects. However she wants to answer the question, remember to always ask why and find out more. Think of some more examples and try to think of what sentence would have the most impact or have the funniest outcome. Just remember to talk about each fact and not just fire off facts rapid fire.

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You can see what actually interests her versus what person she wishes she could be. This one might even give you a glimpse into the direction she wants to take her life in. A really fun and often funny question. Chances are she has a pretty good story about an amazing comeback. Plus, you can tell any comeback stories you know. Another question that delves a little into the past. Perfect for getting to know her a little better.

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Fran responded: Ephron did not disagree. She did, however, in what I thought was a slightly feline way, accuse me of plagiarizing a rant by Jerry Lewis that said much the same thing. There are more terrible female comedians than there are terrible male comedians, but there are some impressive ladies out there.

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Humor is part of the armor-plate with which to resist what is already farcical enough. Perhaps not by coincidence, battered as they are by motherfucking nature, men tend to refer to life itself as a bitch.

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Precisely because humor is a sign of intelligence and many women believe, or were taught by their mothers, that they become threatening to men if they appear too brightit could be that in some way men do not want women to be funny. They want them as an audience, not as rivals.

And there is a huge, brimming reservoir of male unease, which it would be too easy for women to exploit. Men have prostate glands, hysterically enough, and these have a tendency to give out, along with their hearts and, it has to be said, their dicks.

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As Kipling continues:. She who faces Death by torture for each life beneath her breast May not deal in doubt or pity—must not swerve for fact or jest.

Men are overawed, not to say terrified, by the ability of women to produce babies. And one of the earliest origins of humor that we know about is its role in the mockery of authority.